The Ultimate Command Prompt Indulgence

Terminal Luxe offers the most ridiculously extravagant command-line experience imaginable. For those who believe their terminal experience should be as luxurious and exclusive as their lifestyle, this service provides opulent, over-the-top features that are both impractical and hilariously unnecessary.

Basic Opal

$49

The bare minimum with a touch of flair—because even the most mundane tasks deserve a hint of luxury.

Platinum Debug

$149

Features include over-the-top custom animations, unnecessarily flashy error messages, and a sparkling cursor.

Diamond Console

$249

The ultimate extravagance with exclusive themes like “Gold-Plated Command Lines,” animated background scenery, and priority access to a faux terminal concierge who offers unnecessary advice.